1. particlefucker:

    dont let tumblr make you believe that

    -eating car hubcaps is cool

    -being an inanimate object is acceptable

    -post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

    -having a corporeal form is healthy

    -france exists

    -chemtrails aren’t real

    (via teamfreekickass)

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  2. One day you’ll like sports anime
    – something my past self would never believe (via trilliondollarbooty)

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  3. queen-of-the-rising-demons:


exponentially-capricious:

stravaganza:

kunt-thisway:

binaryhearts:

landogrey:

hannahcolwell:

stigmatophiliac:



WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT


THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

whaat

what

whatt

Wat.



WHAT

I bet you it was one of those fallen angels! Hmmph

    queen-of-the-rising-demons:

    exponentially-capricious:

    stravaganza:

    kunt-thisway:

    binaryhearts:

    landogrey:

    hannahcolwell:

    stigmatophiliac:

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

    THE YOUTUBE ACCOUNT ASSOCIATED THIS VIDEO WAS TERMINATED.

    whaat

    what

    whatt

    Wat.

    image

    WHAT

    I bet you it was one of those fallen angels! Hmmph

    (via hailhallucifer)

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  4. (via steppingoncellphones)

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  5. katielou101:

    chilled:

    *throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up

    image

    (via hailhallucifer)

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  7. anniesscreams:

ethan-lawson-wate:



IM GONNA CRY

    anniesscreams:

    ethan-lawson-wate:

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    IM GONNA CRY

    (via hailhallucifer)

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  9. wearelike-smallpotatoes:

zomey:

My bosses daughter wanted hair like mine for her schools Crazy Hair day, so I took on that 14” challenge and put it up for her n walked her to school . Needless to say she’s very popular in that bodunk town now :p

This is the CUTEST FUCKING THING AHHG

    wearelike-smallpotatoes:

    zomey:

    My bosses daughter wanted hair like mine for her schools Crazy Hair day, so I took on that 14” challenge and put it up for her n walked her to school . Needless to say she’s very popular in that bodunk town now :p

    This is the CUTEST FUCKING THING AHHG

    (via hailhallucifer)

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  10. tennants-hair:

shinysherlock:

Damn straight.

I feel straight was the wrong word to use about fanfics

Damn 。⋆•°˚°•⋆。⋆•°˚°•⋆。⋆•°˚°•♪♫♬♥

    tennants-hair:

    shinysherlock:

    Damn straight.

    I feel straight was the wrong word to use about fanfics

    Damn •°˚°••°˚°••°˚°•♪♫♬♥

    (via jotunhogwarts)

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  11. mrjoshmacintosh:

    officertoast:

    theonewhosawitall:

    lokithesnarkworld:

    staff:

    andrew-satan-hussie:

    Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

    IT IS MINT GREEN

    image

    I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT

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    ah yes, the staff

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    (via hailhallucifer)

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  12. dapperdeduction:

deathpoolquinn:

dolls-fashion:

unknown-0-geek:

xjalfoy:

Potterheads wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.
Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.
Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.
Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.
Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.
Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.
Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.
True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.
Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.
The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.
Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.
Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.
Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~
lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.
trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.
the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.
psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.
the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.
buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.
bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.
Inception fans oh wait
X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.
Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.
Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain
Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.
Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.
Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”
Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.
Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat.
Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.
Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.
Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.
Criminal Minds fans wake up in Quantico to Hotch telling them ‘Wheels up in 30. Briefing on the jet.’

Literally the Best thing ever!

^^ reblogging for the inception one

Welcome to Night Vale fans well… just another day in Night Vale

Merlin fans wake up to another day in a life in Camelot— a Camelot where magic is allowed.

    dapperdeduction:

    deathpoolquinn:

    dolls-fashion:

    unknown-0-geek:

    xjalfoy:


    Potterheads
    wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.

    Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.

    Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.

    Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.

    Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.

    Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.

    Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.

    True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.

    Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.

    The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.

    Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.

    Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.

    Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~

    lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.

    trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.

    the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.

    psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.

    the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.

    buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.

    bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.

    Inception fans oh wait

    X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.

    Sherlock fans wake up on the couch at 221B Baker Street to Sherlock saying “obviously” and John cooking breakfast.

    Starkid fans wake up on a distant planet surrounded by bugs… grody. Or maybe they wake up in Joey Richter’s bed. it’s not like anyone would complain

    Portal fans wake up in the Enrichment Centre to Wheatley telling them they might have a minor case of eh… serious brain damage.

    Avatar: TLA fans wake up to the yells of the Gaang, saying they have to get up and hop on Appa since those dangerous ladies are chasing them again.

    Fullmetal Alchemist fans wake up… because someone said ‘short’ in Edward Elric’s presence. And fuck, sleeping is kinda hard with a shrimp of an alchemist yelling “WHO DID YOU CALL A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU WOULDN’T SEE HIM WITH A MICROSCOPE?!”

    Sanctuary Fans wake up to an abnormal loose in the Sanctaury and Helen Magnus handing you a stun gun.

    Stargate Fans wake up to the sound of an unscheduled off world activation and Teal’c handing you a zat.

    Once Upon a Time Fans wake up with a vague sense of confusion, but then happiness builds up in their hearts as they look down at themselves and see they are a storybook character and the Curse has been broken at last.

    Pirates of the Caribbean Fans wake up marooned on a desert island, head banging from the after effects of rum and too much sun, next to a highly annoyed Captain Jack Sparrow, watching the Black Pearl sail away under Barbossa’s command again.

    Avengers fans wake up to another day fighting crime and protecting the city with the avengers.

    Criminal Minds fans wake up in Quantico to Hotch telling them ‘Wheels up in 30. Briefing on the jet.’

    Literally the Best thing ever!

    ^^ reblogging for the inception one

    Welcome to Night Vale fans well… just another day in Night Vale

    Merlin fans wake up to another day in a life in Camelot— a Camelot where magic is allowed.

    (via jotunhogwarts)

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  13. maxxtosh:

Wait for it…

    maxxtosh:

    Wait for it…

    (via jotunhogwarts)

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  14. Reblog if you have an imaginary life inside your head

    unhappyapplepiefandoms:

    onlyconsultingangel:

    dustinmathisen:

    superavengingwholock:

    hundred and hundreds of AUs

    thousands actually

    MILLIONS

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    i prefer fantasy over reality.

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    YES THIS IS LITERALLY ME OK

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    (via hailhallucifer)

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