Apr 04
Status Update By Shut up! Fred Weasley isn’t dead, it was a typing error :-)
How roll call will go in the future:
Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say “here” when I call your name
Teacher: Fred!
George: Here!
Teacher: George!
Fred: Yes!
George: He’s not George I am, Honestly Ma’am you call youself….
Teacher: Okay you two! That’s enough… Next, Doctor?
Doctor: Oh, yes, uhm, hello. I can’t talk at the moment, time’s gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something
Teacher: Uhm… okay? Hermione
Hermione: Yes, I’m here! And when’s our first test? I’ve been studying all summer and-
Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then. Primrose
Primrose: Here
Random girl in the back of the class: I VOLUNTEER!!
Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today, as well. Welcome.
Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes!! Here, Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!!
Brunette boy: Oh you’d better keep your hands off her! She’s my best friend! We go hunting together!
Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down!
Teacher: Kurt
Kurt: Right here, miss!
Bowtie boy: You’re the most intesresting boy in all Ohio.
Teacher: And there you are Blaine.
Teacher: Rory
Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma’am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
Teacher: ….oh…kay? And lastly, Draco.
Draco: I’m LAST?! My father will hear about this!
